Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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