Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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