yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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