Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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