Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Let's get the cat blown out
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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