so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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