Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just high enough for therapy.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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