just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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