Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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