girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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