He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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