If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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