New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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