You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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