Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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