I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think pants incapable of making pants work
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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