and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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