Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i think i have two assholes
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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