Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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