I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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