Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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