I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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