Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
4 words: hood of his car
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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