Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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