Do you still have your period?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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