its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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