I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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