with your own penis?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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