I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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