It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
