I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
My penis needs a shock collar
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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