i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
only if we run a train.
done.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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