I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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