I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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