Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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