You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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