you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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