He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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