So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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