Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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