Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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