Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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