whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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