Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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