That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Randomize
