It's like God shit irony all over that family
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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