so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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