that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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