At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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