Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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