But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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