i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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