How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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