It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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