are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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